Men and women of tumblr:
we are meet with dark times as the free! apocalypse is upon us. Yes, some of you are confused. But I can promise this fandom will invade your water supply in the most shirtless homoerotic way possible.
Be ready my sisters and brothers, a war is coming, and I commander Eli am ready. You may be afraid, but if you would stand up and join me. we can survive.
-Captain Eli over and out