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miljathefailcat:

"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.

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Anonymous inquired:

omg your asian!Washington headcanon is wonderful! I love it so much<33 /just found the pics

synnesai:

thank you he appreciates that :))

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uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

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(Source: bardmarley)

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squided:

5pointpalmexplodingheartechnique:

Please stop supporting FCKH8

Link to the actual comments because I went to the OFFICIAL fckh8 page and there is absolutely no evidence of this ever having occurred.  I find it hard to believe an organization who supports LGBT+ rights, is an active feminist, and even sells asexual t-shirts in their store would be saying this stuff.  

(Source: nentindo)

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squided:

teamfreekickass Made us t-shirts.  I put a dragon on yours because you’re a dragon and I’m a squid.

good to know my words can forever be put into wearable print

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Anonymous inquired:

What advice would you have for someone whos suicidal?

posted 1 day ago with 302 notes
#tw #suicide #The anons of eli
trippin-purple inquired:

If you were vaccinated when you were little, you get the Dtap vaccine which is a preventative measure against diphtheria, along with tetanus and pertussis.

that’s why it’s a hypochondriacs book. It’s okay it just diagnosed me with lung cancer

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#trippin-purple

I was scrolling through my dash when-

stop tumblr 2k14

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#eli made a thing

fitlikethor:

farhadghaderi:

"Yosemite"

Nostalgic memories from when I felt overwhelmed by our Earth.

This photograph is a composition of 10 separate photos.

holy shit make sure you actually click on the photo it’s *almost* as good as being there

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brisingerr replied to your post: andy-lion replied to your post: from t…

do you want to be ;DDDDDDDDDD

I’m not sure I should be concerned about your flirting ability or the potential that you’re a serial killer. 

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#brisingerr

According to my hypochondriacs guide I have…..Diphtheria 

posted 1 day ago with 115 notes

andy-lion replied to your post: from the way my cough is sounding and …

Ebola?

last I checked I wasn’t bleeding from my orifices 

posted 1 day ago with 13 notes
#andy-lion

from the way my cough is sounding and how I feel. I think I might have that respiratory virus that has been spreading.  

posted 1 day ago with 27 notes
#eli made a thing

But remember when I was 15 tho